THE RETURN OF EAST GERMANY
(IN THE YEAR 2024)
Format: feature film
Budget: US$ 8 million
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2024
Country: USA | Germany
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
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Producer: Tony Miami
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Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
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This slick, ice-cold cool, and futuristic drama with razor-sharp dialogues is coming to a theater near you soon. If you liked the movie BORAT, you will love THE RETURN OF EAST GERMANY (IN THE YEAR 2024) !
The new European country of East Germany in the year 2024: without the wall, without secret police and totally democratic.
The very respectable East German Army-General Vladimir Schablonsky travles around the world from 2009-2024 in order to publically fight for the new foundation of the country of East Germany in the year 2024.
Why ? Because since 2006, the citizens of the former country of East Germany are unhappy with the current government, with the current amount of available jobs, with the current economy, etc.
The socialist country of East Germany no longer existed starting on October 3, 1990, because that is the day that West Germany absorbed East Germany.
It’s a fact that East Germans don’t give a damn about the “blooming countryside” that was promised to East Germans in 1990 by beer-bellied West German politicians. By “blooming countryside”, West German politicians meant to tell East Germans before the election that East Germany would soon be a financially flourishing country again. But many East Germans today think that never really happened.
So, now a consortium of anonymous billionaires and big corporations will buy back from the government of West Germany the entire land area of the former East Germany and the government buildings of the old East Germany, so that the new East Germany can be founded again in the year 2014.
All this positive development is being supported by the most intelligent woman of the northern hemisphere: Natalya Poloschenko.
At age 45, the bleach-blond Natalya Poloschenko is not only extremely intelligent, politically very graceful and has the looks of a prom-queen meets super model, but on top of all that she is also the prime minister of the internationally respected and very powerful country of Ukraine.
When Mrs. Poloschenko speaks, 1000 employees of the Ukrainian government immediately make every single one of her just spoken words a reality.
(Until 1990, the Ukraine was a republic that was part of the old Soviet Union. Since 1990, the Ukraine is an independent country).
The great nation of Ukraine is providing US$ 800 billion in aid to the new government of East Germany so that in 2014 East Germany can be newly founded as a country.
On October 7, 2014, East Germany celebrates its 65th birthday (1949-2014), and the new East Germany will start its 2nd life on that very same day.
Studies and surveys show that in 2009 approximately 70% of the people who live in East Germany want the return of East Germany.
About 2 million Grandmas who in 2009 have their residence in East Germany are very anxious to experience October 7, 2014, the day on which their beloved country of East Germany will rise to new life and eternal glory again by being newly founded.
The goals of the new East Germany are: open borders with passport checks at the border; $ 100 “welcoming money” for each new citizen of East Germany the first time he crosses the border into East Germany; 30% higher pensions than in West Germany; free toothbrushes, free toothpaste and free towels for all new citizens of East Germany (this is applicable to the first 2 years); a secured job for every person starting at age 16; a free handshake from an East German border checkpoint official at every entry into the new East Germany; 36% higher wages (than in West Germany); newer and better public “black top” roads (than in West Germany); the official retiring age is 57; a free champagne breakfast every Sunday morning for all citizens of East Germany, inclusive of two “middle-hard” boiled eggs; new gold medals at world championships; each new citizen of East Germany receives 30 gallons of free gasoline the first time he crosses the border into East Germany (available at all official border checkpoints); and all the other positive things that citizens of the former East Germany want back so badly.
This film shows the extremely intensive preparations that are being made all around the country for the return of East Germany on that big day: October 7, 2014.
A dramatic, red-hot car race on a race track in Saxony in East Germany will be the climax of the movie when these professionally-pimped race cars will race each other in order to determine a winner. And that winning car brand will then supply all cars that are officially used by the government of the new East Germany.
A call to all of you: slip into East German military-uniforms, then make yourselves signs, then go out on the streets in your town once a week and demonstrate for the Return of East Germany (in the year 2014) ! It’ll be worth it !
As lead actors for this movie, we are currently considering the following:
Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, John Favreau, Woody Harrelson and Christopher Walken.
For this movie we are still accepting a limited amount of sponsors. We would be glad to provide product placement for your product or service.
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