Website: www.Germany-East.com


THE RETURN OF EAST GERMANY
(IN THE YEAR 2014)

Genre: Comedy

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 8 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2011
Country: USA | Germany
Website: www.Germany-East.com
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

This slick, ice-cold cool, and futuristic drama with razor-sharp dialogues is coming to a theater near you soon. If you liked the movie BORAT, you will love THE RETURN OF EAST GERMANY (IN THE YEAR 2014) !

Synopsis:

The new European country of East Germany in the year 2014: without the wall, without secret police and totally democratic.

The very respectable East German Army-General Vladimir Schablonsky travles around the world from 2009-2014 in order to publically fight for the new foundation of the country of East Germany in the year 2014.

Why ? Because since 2006, the citizens of the former country of East Germany are unhappy with the current government, with the current amount of available jobs, with the current economy, etc.

The socialist country of East Germany no longer existed starting on October 3, 1990, because that is the day that West Germany absorbed East Germany.

It’s a fact that East Germans don’t give a damn about the “blooming countryside” that was promised to East Germans in 1990 by beer-bellied West German politicians. By “blooming countryside”, West German politicians meant to tell East Germans before the election that East Germany would soon be a financially flourishing country again. But many East Germans today think that never really happened.

So, now a consortium of anonymous billionaires and big corporations will buy back from the government of West Germany the entire land area of the former East Germany and the government buildings of the old East Germany, so that the new East Germany can be founded again in the year 2014.

All this positive development is being supported by the most intelligent woman of the northern hemisphere: Natalya Poloschenko.

At age 45, the bleach-blond Natalya Poloschenko is not only extremely intelligent, politically very graceful and has the looks of a prom-queen meets super model, but on top of all that she is also the prime minister of the internationally respected and very powerful country of Ukraine.

When Mrs. Poloschenko speaks, 1000 employees of the Ukrainian government immediately make every single one of her just spoken words a reality.

(Until 1990, the Ukraine was a republic that was part of the old Soviet Union. Since 1990, the Ukraine is an independent country).

The great nation of Ukraine is providing US$ 800 billion in aid to the new government of East Germany so that in 2014 East Germany can be newly founded as a country.

On October 7, 2014, East Germany celebrates its 65th birthday (1949-2014), and the new East Germany will start its 2nd life on that very same day.

Studies and surveys show that in 2009 approximately 70% of the people who live in East Germany want the return of East Germany.

About 2 million Grandmas who in 2009 have their residence in East Germany are very anxious to experience October 7, 2014, the day on which their beloved country of East Germany will rise to new life and eternal glory again by being newly founded.

The goals of the new East Germany are: open borders with passport checks at the border; $ 100 “welcoming money” for each new citizen of East Germany the first time he crosses the border into East Germany; 30% higher pensions than in West Germany; free toothbrushes, free toothpaste and free towels for all new citizens of East Germany (this is applicable to the first 2 years); a secured job for every person starting at age 16; a free handshake from an East German border checkpoint official at every entry into the new East Germany; 36% higher wages (than in West Germany); newer and better public “black top” roads (than in West Germany); the official retiring age is 57; a free champagne breakfast every Sunday morning for all citizens of East Germany, inclusive of two “middle-hard” boiled eggs; new gold medals at world championships; each new citizen of East Germany receives 30 gallons of free gasoline the first time he crosses the border into East Germany (available at all official border checkpoints); and all the other positive things that citizens of the former East Germany want back so badly.

This film shows the extremely intensive preparations that are being made all around the country for the return of East Germany on that big day: October 7, 2014.

A dramatic, red-hot car race on a race track in Saxony in East Germany will be the climax of the movie when these professionally-pimped race cars will race each other in order to determine a winner. And that winning car brand will then supply all cars that are officially used by the government of the new East Germany.

A call to all of you: slip into East German military-uniforms, then make yourselves signs, then go out on the streets in your town once a week and demonstrate for the Return of East Germany (in the year 2014) ! It’ll be worth it !

As lead actors for this movie, we are currently considering the following:

Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, John Favreau, Woody Harrelson and Christopher Walken.

For this movie we are still accepting a limited amount of sponsors. We would be glad to provide product placement for your product or service.

This means we would show your product or service or advertising or TV-spot in this movie in a very positive way.

Your product or service or advertising or TV-spot could be used or shown in nearly any scene in this movie or the actors could talk about your product or the actors could use your product or service in a scene. Nearly anything you desire is possible.

Contact us now and we’ll be happy to discuss your product placement needs with you.

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Website:www.Surveillance-Film.com


SURVEILLANCE

This ice-cold-cool and tough new thriller by the New York Film-Group will wreak as much havoc in your brain as the next big twister hurricane could wreak in Florida.

Genre: Thriller | Political Thriller

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 8 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: USA | Germany
Website: www.Surveillance-Film.com
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

The title of this tense new thriller with razor-sharp dialogues, crazy-cool 1970's American muscle-cars, and brutally-insane FBI agents is "Surveillance“.

Synopsis:

Only 24 hours ago the FBI in New York City was alerted by the National Security Agency (NSA) that the NSA found out through the top secret eavesdropping-system "Echelon" that the most dangerous North Korean terrorist, Kim Bong-Jol, and 3 of his operatives are currently in Frankfurt/Germany with the goal of executing a major terrorist attack on a huge U.S. military air base near Frankfurt, tomorrow.

That's why the FBI is now sending two outrageous and ultra-cool, testosterone-steered FBI agents (a man and a woman) to Frankfurt, but without straight-jackets.

Starting in the middle of the night at 3.17 am, these two highly-motivated, barefaced and eager-to-make-a-collar agents perform dramatic surveillance on these North Korean terrorists partly from the 7th-story apartment in an old building in a run-down ghetto of Frankfurt and partly from an American diner in the same street.

The assignment and goal of these two ingeniously deranged FBI-agents who both have brains the size of monkey-heads and who are dressed visually nearly as vodka-cool as the guys from "Enter the Matrix", is to disrupt and destroy the terrorists' plans, and to then arrest the terrorists at gun point and to possibly even kill the 4 North Koreans at point-blank range by shooting them in their faces.

The two FBI square-heads arrived in Frankfurt on a flight from JFK in New York City only an hour ago, and they're now burning rubber on the way to the terrorists' apartment with the agents racing and redlining down the streets of Frankfurt in a pimped-out 1970's American muscle-car which sounds like brutally roaring midnight thunder, just because it's got hardcore mufflers installed.

Waterboarding was outlawed by Obama, but the big question is: will these two tacky and monkey-brained FBI agents nevertheless break U.S. law and use "waterboarding" to torture these 4 terrorists, once the North Korean terrorists have been apprehended ?

We are now still accepting product placement for this movie. We would love to showcase your product, service, logo, banner, advertising, etc., in one or more scenes of this thrillingly great movie.

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WETLANDS UPSTATE

Genre: horror

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 6 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: USA | Germany
Website: www.WETLANDS-UPSTATE.com
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

The title of this very scary horror movie is "Wetlands-Upstate".

Synopsis:

Jack Axe, an at times bizarre and slightly choleric FBI agent is at dusk being ripped out of his sleep at a gas station, while crashing on the front seat of his SUV, and he's being called to immediately investigate a mysterious crime scene in a remote and swampy area in upstate New York.

For days a serial killer has been creating a brutal blood-trail through the entire state of New York. Is this killer also the new suspect in this swamp ?

When agent Axe arrives at the crime scene, he can neither see a bloody, female corpse nor the caller who called in the alleged crime.

And where is the law enforcement backup that Axe requested ? And why is the devil going nuts in these remote wetlands ?

For this movie we are still accepting a limited amount of sponsors. We would be glad to provide product placement for your product or service.

This means we would show your product or service or advertising or TV-spot in this movie in a very positive way.

Your product or service or advertising or TV-spot could be used or shown in nearly any scene in this movie or the actors could talk about your product or the actors could use your product or service in a scene. Nearly anything you desire is possible.

Contact us now and we’ll be happy to discuss your product placement needs with you.

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Website:www.The-Voodoo-Mafia.com


THE VOODOO MAFIA

Genre: thriller

Running time: 90 minutes
Begin of principal photography: 2011
Country: U.S.A. production
Website: www.The-Voodoo-Mafia.com
Presse kit: will be available soon

The title of this thriller with razor-cool dialogues and full-throttle 1970's American muscle cars is "The Voodoo Mafia".

Synopsis:

The young and psychotic-eccentric FBI-agent Rick Schneyske stands, with his FBI badge around his neck, in the middle of a low-traffic highway in the desert, somewhere south of Madrid/Spanien.

The hood of his ride is up, the radiator is overheating, his legs are tired and as far as the eye can see there's no prostitutes standing along this freeway and working.

Suddenly a car comes cruising down the highway. Schneyske tries to bring it to a halt, but the driver won't stop. A second car won't pull over either.

The third automobile, an ice-cold-cool 1979 Pontiac Trans Am is visible in the distance.

Schneyske positions himself, in typical FBI-big-mouth-macho-sytle, in the center of the highway and points his 9 mm automatic directly at the appearing car, while at the same time holding up a second FBI-badge with his left hand.

The films starts that dramatically.

Being a coffee addict, Schneyske flew from New York to Madrid. Luckily he's not a sex-addict, too. In Spain FBI agent Schneyske has an official FBI-mission: to investigate North-Korean diplomats who tomorrow evening plan on selling Plutonium in Spain to islamic terrorists, so that they can blow the White House into 10 million pieces.

And that's why the neurotic-nervous Schneyske is snooping around Spain as an FBI agent.

For this movie we are still accepting a limited amount of sponsors. We would be glad to provide product placement for your product or service.

This means we would show your product or service or advertising or TV-spot in this movie in a very positive way.

Your product or service or advertising or TV-spot could be used or shown in nearly any scene in this movie or the actors could talk about your product or the actors could use your product or service in a scene. Nearly anything you desire is possible.

Contact us now and we’ll be happy to discuss your product placement needs with you.

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LONDON BEFORE TAKE OFF

Genre: comedy | romantic comedy

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 6 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: USA
Website: www.London-before.com
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Co-Producer: Tony Miami
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

The title of this wittily romantic comedy which is filled with attractive lead characters, as well as a travel through London's historic sites is „London Before Take-Off“.

Synopsis:

It's 3.10 pm on a gorgeous, sunny day in the city of magic: London.

A guy (late 20s) and a woman (mid 20s) bump into each other with their suitcases at a bus stop in London while both are trying to get on one of those cool, two-story, "old-school", red buses.

Both are separately on their way to the airport, after having visited London for a few days.

The two spend the 90 minutes of the movie traveling on three different red buses, sitting on the back bench on the top story.

A conversation develops quickly, and they intensively and passionately delve into various topics of life.

BLOOD TRAIL

Genre: thriller

Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: U.S.A.
Website: www.Blood-Trail.com
Press kit: will be available soon
Main leads (we are considering): Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer

Tense action, ice-cold cool actors and a razor sharp production design are what will make the viewer start chewing his nails while watching this movie.

BURNING RUBBER (TO VENICE)

Genre: thriller

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 6 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: USA | Germany
Website: www.Burning-Rubber.com
Screenplay: Tony Miami
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

The title of this ultra-slick, full-throttle action-thriller involving two stolen Porsche Cayman's, coupled with fearless, testosterone-steered characters, is „Burning Rubber to Venice“. Make sure you come to the theater dressed in your race suit.

MY GRANDMA'S MARRYING AN ESKIMO

Genre: comedy | romantic comedy

Format: feature film
Budget: $ 6 millionen
Running time: 90 min.
Production start: 2012
Country: USA | Germany
Website: www.Eskimo-film.com
Screenplay: Kameno Kapischkano
Executive Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Executive Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Producer: Tony Miami
Co-Producer: wanted ! apply now*
Director: wanted ! apply now*
Director of Photography: wanted ! apply now*
Distributor: wanted ! apply now*
Cast: American & German stars in lead roles
(wanted ! apply now*)

*(apply now by sending your resume to Casting@New-York-Film-Group.com)

The title of this igloo-cool, romantic comedy with pointed, crocodile-leather mens' cowboy boots and delicious, kebab-style dialogues, filled with freshly barbecued sled dog meat which will activate and inspire your brain cells is „My Grandma's marrying an Eskimo".

The screenplay of this red-hot movie was written by the world's most important Eskimo screenwriter and philosopher. His name is Kameno Kapischkano, and he wrote the script while riding over snow on a sled that was pulled by huskies.

Synopsis:

Fresh, new empirical surveys conducted by the University of the Eskimos show that Eskimos are the world's most intelligent people, because they build their houses 100% for free. Because snow comes down from the sky free of any cost and the Eskimos' igloos are built 100% from snow. Now ain't that smart !